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Jenny is a boggart or water spirit who lives under the green algae that grows on stagmant pools in the North of England. She is reputed to pull in children who ignore their mothers and play near the water. Jenny says this is slanderous and a calumny (she is not pretty but is very astute and insists that the only people she ever pulls into drowning pools are deserving of their fate or very drunk.) Jenny and her friends have built this labyrinth of creative writing, drama, music to provide a unique experience, a website where the emphasis is on entertainment and the web design is focused on helping visitors who love to read, listen and be entertained will find much to appeal to their individual taste.
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I was putting some new Audio Files online today and saw from stats this front page has got so big nobody can find the audio and video. Bugger Me, I thought, we really do need a redesign. If you look in regularly apologies for the inconveniens and bear with me, I'm on the case. Skip to Latest PostsLatest Audio ... [ Video Menu ]

Fiction Menu: Stories, the most important way we have had of communicating ideas since primitive humans developed language and took the first steps on the road to civilisation. Where other types of writing, news, history, biography, travel etc. are constrained by the need for fidelity to facts, they fiction writer or story teller can use whatever devices work best to get the message across. Here you will find stories in many categories; relationships, love, murder, betrayal, mystery, supernatural, adventure, historical tales, science fiction, nature, anything in fact that the human mind can imagine. (Hover on link for info, click any of the fiction categories below for links to stories.)


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Leonora (historic fiction) by Gina Pounds - Review

Comedy Menu:
Comedy writing, verse, poetry, comic songs, cartoons, comic fiction, comic verse. If you are looking for a laugh and you can't find one here you are very hard to please.

Wide World


Join our writers as they take you around the world in words and pictures. No typical travelogue this because we try wander away from the usual tourist destinations, to delve a little deeper into the nature of the place, locals you might travel to, investigate the culture, how communities developed and what has made things the way they are. Look for overlaps here with our history, food and music menus as we try to recreate a little of the atmosphere. Nobody has yet found a way to digitise smells but as soon as the technology is abailable we will bring you that aspect of the ambience too.

Health and Wellbeing


How to make healthy eating fun, exercise that is not a chore, lessons in how to chill, sensible drinking. Health and Wellbeing are one of the main concerns that cause stress in this increasingly crazy world. In this menu find articles, spoken word and video on how to cope with the stresses of modern life, how to make a personal refuge for yourself even in a crowded place and how to fend off the pressures of the aggressive consumer society we inhabit.

The Natural World


Anything to do with nature can find a place here, from exploring a cave complex to articles and video on wildlife. There are obvious overlaps here with travel, health and wellbeing and the environment menus but that is the nature of The Greenteeth Labyrinth. Just as a walk in the woods might lead one of our writers to record the habits of an animal colony or write on the breeding cycle of birds, so in the Labyrinth you never know where a link might lead you to.


Real Lives - the biography menu

Biographical writing on the lives of the famous and the unknown (who often have the more interesting stories to tell,) memoir, stories told in verse, in pictures with commentary, in any way because Greenteeth Labyrinth is about using the power and versatility of new media to communicate in new ways. Everybody has a story to tell and their own way of telling it. Cameraderie, shared hardship, life on the factory floor or in the field, triumph, tragedy, survival, if it is true life it belongs here and we will find the best way of presenting it. THIS MENU is not live yet but find A Stroke Of Luck, Ian Thorpe's memoir of recovery from a massive brain haemorrhage available to read free online. Go to A Stroke Of Luck - Chapter 1

Past Perspectives: New Angles On History
History as it is taught in conventional schools and colleges is mostly wrong. Not slightly wrong, not just spun a bit to fit a political agenda but blatantly wrong. Worse, it is deliberately wrong. The Roman Empire, usually presented as the great civilising force in the western world, the enlightened society that dissed its enemies as Barbarians and Heathens was in many ways actually less civilised that the Bararians it conquered. The Celts of Norhern Europe, the Moors of North Africa and the Persians all had well organised societies and in many ways were ahead of Rome in technology and scholarship.
The American War Of Independence was not fought for religious freedom of in the first instance for freedom of any kind. The rebels were asking for seats in the British Parliament for the colonies, "no taxation without representation." The rebel leaders were British Gentleman Adventurers and many of the senior British Officers were supporters of the Stewart claim to the throne, regarding the Hanoverians as usurpers. Thus they were tacitly sympathetic to the rebellion. These are just two of the instances in which history needs to be viewed from a different perspective if a true picture is to be seen. There is much more in this menu.

A Quick Tour Of The Church of Saint Mary and All Saints, Whalley, Lancashire, UK A quick tour of the parish church of St Mary and All Saints in Whalley gives us a glimpse of the history of this area.There has been a Christian church on this site since the seventh century and though the eariest parts of the current building are from the tenth century stones from the older church were used in the construction. Three ancient Saxon crosses that stand in the church grounds are also from the tenth century


Philo & Sophia - Philosophy can be fun

From the core philosophies of the great religions to the ideas of modern existentialists, philosophy is regarded as dull, heavy and irrelevant. But philosophy is ideas and ideas are the most exciting things in the world. In the Greenteeth Labyrinth we try to bring you philosophy lite, wisdom without weight. From the origins of the Universe to the myseries of quantum physics, from the earliest forms of Goddess worship to the quasi - religious ideas of self help gurus, all is examined here. You will even find some articles in this menu showing up in the comedy pages too.The overall message of Philo and Sophia though can be summed up in the words of Hypatia of Alexandria, proto-feminist of the ancient world who said, "All formal and dogmatic religions are fallacious, to teach superstitions as truth is the most terrible thing. Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."
What happened to her for thinking like that? Enter the menu to find out.

Fools and Dreamers - the poetry pages


Like philosophy, poetry is a type of literature easily shunned as boring. Often that dismissal is accurate, particularly in the case of modernists, whose self-indulgent navel gazing verse is deliberately made so obscure and complex it is doubtful even the poets themselves understand WTF they are banging on about. On the other hand there are maverick bands of poets, freal traditionalists, wandering the net attacking the unwary readers with their polysyllabic peregrenations through poetry's more arcane medieval forms. Bad traditional petry can be as much a turnoff as modern do-it-yourself psychology poems. At Greenteeth we publish the poets we think are fun, especially those who bring us their work in audio or video form. Poetry is about rhythm, pace and timing as much as language. Words can lie dead on a page. Let us bring them to life for you and maybe help you find a new form of entertainment to enjoy.

The Greenteeth Art Gallery

Famour artists introduced and their work examines, images of great paintings available to browse online. This new section is expanding rapidly, keep looking in.

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Latest: Click on link to menu for text versions and on links below to go straight to audio. [ Suzannas's Tits] ... [ Wishing ] ... [ For An American Girl ] ... [ Alien In My Bed ] ... [ Favourite Boy ] ...[ Late Nite Movie ] ... [ Casual Sex In New York ] ... [ Love Like Chains] ... [ A Pale Horse ] [ Comic Verse ]
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The Science and Technology Menu
Science and Technology is not a collection of work lauding all things scientific but is somewhere you will find objective and independent writing on technologies including sustainable power generation, internet developments, IT hardware, transport technology, food production and all areas of research and development while articles on natural sciences will set out to challege orthodox thinking. If you are one of those people who is trying to establish science as a rival to religion you will not feel at home here but if you like to keep up with at the latest developments from a wide perspective while reasing about them in a style that does not attempt to blind readers with science you will be in your element.

Humanitas - Everything That makes Us Human
Who are we, where do we come from, what's it all about, is there any point to all that we do ? Should we give a damn?
There is a very nasty tasting mindset being bred in the academic world, and particularly in the fields of science and technology, that insidiously suggests all the qualities that make being human so wonderful are in fact weaknesses and should be resisted if not eliminated. "We should all try to live scientifically" one eminent scientist recently suggested as if there was anything about life that could even loosely be described as scientific. In the end the scientists and tech-heads, with their insane belief in reason, logic and evidence based knowledge are little different to religious fundamentalists in the way they cling desperately to their certainties while the rest of us blunder hopefully through life trying to make some sense of it all.
Sub Menus: [ People and Customs ] ... [ Who We Are ] ... [ Work and Play ]

Faith and Spirituality
Wander through the writing of followers of various faiths, belief systems and traditions and maybe feel inspired to explore your own spirituality. You will find no preaching here, while all are welcome to submit to us their point of view, christian, muslim, jewish, hindi, buddhist, pagan and all their variations any work that tries to suggest one faith has the right understanding of life, the universe and everything while all the others are wrong will be rejected.

LATEST POSTS: [ What A Pagan Believes ] ... [ The True Tale Of The Easter Bunny ] ... [ The Druid Path ] ...

A Quick Tour Of The Church of Saint Mary and All Saints, Whalley, Lancashire, UK A quick tour of the parish church of St Mary and All Saints in Whalley gives us a glimpse of the history of this area.There has been a Christian church on this site since the seventh century and though the eariest parts of the current building are from the tenth century stones from the older church were used in the construction. Three ancient Saxon crosses that stand in the church grounds are also from the tenth century

'There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.'

from In Memoriam by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

The Daily Stirrer - July 2010


The Contraversialist Blog that aims to bring you the most provocative and fearless opinion on the topics of the day. Daily Stirrer contributors write from the heart and shoot from the hip on all the topics that are making news. They will tackle business and politics, bureucracy, health society, science and technology. education, transport and any other issue where the media conspire with the money men to make sure the difficult questions are not being asked.
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The Audio Menu


Music, Fiction, Poetry, hear them all when you explore the Labyrinth's audio menu. First up as we launch this new menu is Brother Bastion. Click the name to go to his page, read about the act, hear sample tracks and find out how to buy Brother bastion's music online.

The Video Menu

This is being sorted out now as our video work is scattered all over the web. Here are a few videos to get the menu started. { Fingers - silly comic verse ] ... [ The Conservative Contender ] ... [ Them ] ... [ We Made Love ... [ Skin ]

We Made Love ] ... { For Money ]

[ Them - A poem for the surveillance society]
One of the biggest worries to afflict people living in modern economically developed nations is the loss of privacy. CCTV, databases, surveillance technology and internet monitoring contribute to a feeling we are losing our freedom as individuals. This poem by by British poet Ian R Thorpe sums up the zeitgeist.
See video "Them" only

Picture Gallery


This menu is being populated with a few posts before we open a dedicated menu. First up is Gull In Flight at Robin Hood's Bay
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Young River photo accompanies a nature poem by Ian R Thorpe [ Poetry Menu ] ... [ Featured Writer ]

More typical of what we are doing (and more intersting perhaps are the photosets which will build into a tour of an area. We start these with Rievaulx Abbey [ 1 ] ... [ 2 ] ..., the spectacular ruin of a Cistercian monastery in North Yorkshire that did not survive being knocked abut a bit by King Henry VIII and his boys.



Meditations


A series of evocative photographs with commentary aimed at reminding people that is the hetic world of work, amition amd conspicuous consumption we must not forget how to simply be.
Sunsets, rivers, hills and valleys, gardens, seascapes, churches, temples and sacred spaces, architectural features, anything that might make people take time to appreciate their surroundings and just feel a sense of connectedness with their world can feature here. Intro and Menu for this section [ Have We Forgotten How To Be ]

Now go and find some peace and relaxation. What Do You Want To See?



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Our newest addition. We Will be grpwing this menu rapidly.
The Kelpie

Education Menu
As the rhetoric of politicians, academics and leaders of the teching professions gets more lurid the product being turned out by the education system gets dumber. So what can be done? The thing politicians, teachers and academics hate more than anything is ridicule. So the Boggart Bloggers say "On With The Motley."

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Slaves Of The Machine
Some say technology is the new magic and are willing to believe every new gadget launched improves beyond recognition the lives of those who own one. Others say we are becoming slaves to our machines and losing the ability to think for ourselves as well as our social lives and cultural bonds.

Dr. Pangloss Said All Is For The Best
Ever been irritated all those exhortations to "look on the bright side"and "be positive" Felt let down by hopey-changey stuff and people who say "lets join hands and sing kumbiya to create utopia" but fail to deliver. This article might be just what you need to read
Football really is in big trouble with this race thing.
The lastest chapter in the desultory narrative on racism in football was written on Friday night in the FA Cup tie between Oldham and Liverpool. It is alleged a Liverpool fan racially abused Oldham player Tom Adeyemi who was so upset at being called a "b**** cunt" he burst into tears. Boggart Blog thinks ...

Nursing In Crisis Says Prime Minister - We Tell Him Why
From The Daily Telegraph
There is a "real problem" with the standard of nursing in British hospitals, David Cameron has said, as he today calls on nurses to make hourly rounds to ensure patients are comfortable The problems with nursing standards can be explain by two things, out of control bureaucracy and the fact that nursing, traditionally a vocation, has become a degree entry ...

Are The Left Revving Up For A Race War

With Harriet Harman's Inequsalitries Bill having for the first time enshrined the superiority of black people over whites in the eyes of the law and footballer having been found guilty of being accused because a black players testimony can be taken as proof of guilt, are the left revving up for a race war? There are strong opinions here, you've been warned.

Myth, Folklore and The Supernatural
A squidoo lens currently in development that expores the history and meaning of myths and tries to find an answer to the question why these ancient stories still resonate so powerfully in the human psyche.

Milgram Goes Modern (The Milgram Experiments Revisited)
One of the things that annoys me about modern society and the noisy and illiberal "liberals" who wield far more influence than the number of people they represent entitles them to is the way that when a government scam, a scientific fraud of a rip off by bankers and financiers is being talked about, these people, these lovers of democracy and free speech as they like to style themselves, will try to suppress intelligent debate by yelling "Conspiracy Theory"

Will Humans Become Redundant In Your Lifetime?
As unemployment continues to rise a few people in all walks of life are starting to recognise that contrary to what we are constantly being told, the internet and technology in general is not a job creator but a job killer. And yet our politicians continue to export low skill jobs to low wahe economies and automate the work requiring higher skill levels ...

Cerne Abbas Giant To Be Castrated?
Nobody, so far as we know, has yet come out and called it Political Correctness gone mad but the story that caught our eye today must be the craziest piece of Politically Correct Thought Police brainwashing of ...

Coming Soon To A Waste Pipe Near You - Intelligent Slime
But you don't want to read such dross today so here's a story about the yellow peril. We're not being racist, this yellow peril is intelligent slime that can think like humans (i.e. it's about a billion times more intelligent than the computers that are ...

Memorial To The Occupy Protestors
Now may be the season to be jolly but it is also the season when church officials go a bit crazy. Especially, it seems, if they are Church of England senior clergymen. It may be all that business of having to pretend a virgin gave birth to a baby in a stable with an Ox, an Ass, a Lion and an Eagle looking on during a heavy snowfall in Palestine, while a bunch of ...

Merry Christmas from Boggart Blog
Yesterday I was very lazy, nicking a story from a Santa Monica, California, newspaper and putting a peronal veneer on it. The editorial on the same page amused me though. The columnist had wriiten, "I love ...

A Second Merry Christmas From Bogggart Blog I should have checked my e mail before posting the Merry Christmas blog: Santa's Bad Day One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of ...

The War On Christmas
There are two wars on Christmas: one public and baloney, one conceptual and terrifying. The first usually involves a group of Scrooge - like atheists (who claim to be secular humanists although their ideal world would be populated by unthinking droids whose idea of a good time is doing mathematics) “Bah! Humbug!” they say at all our Christmas traditions as they try to ban nativity scenes (Christian), Christmas light displays ...

American Economy Stgnates As Congress Hirs Deadlock
After a year marked by partisan squabbling, Republicans and Democrats in the American congress were at loggerheads on Wednesday over how to extend a cut in payroll tax introduced last year for more than 150m Americans. HSBC Bank (the world's second largest) said failure to extend the tax will cut growth in the US economy by 0.5pc in 2012, a year in which Wall Street was planning on the economy expanding by ...

When exam boards spoonfeed answers to children there is no hope for education.
The truly extraordinary thing about the latest exam board scandal is that the board in question felt it necessary to help children cheat. That is to say, the WJEC thought the questions it was setting in its GCSE exam in Information and Communications Technology were so difficult that ...

Not Roy Keane

Sports pundits are today reporting on sympathy among Premiership managers and coaching staff for beleagured Blackburn Rovers mananager Not Roy Keane.
"The fans never gave him a chance," Owen Coyle, boss of nearby Bolton said.
'Steve Kean is a terrific coach and manager. All you want is

The family fascist dictator business?
The death of the Korean leader Kim Jong Il, best known for his role in the film Team America, has fuelled a lot of specualtion about the security of ...

It's Too Late! The Thought Police Are At The Door. Bad Taste Is Now A Crime
Thought crime is here to stay, and not just thought crime, but thoughtlessness crime, bad taste crime and wrong place at the wrong time crime. The Thought Police are on the march and soon they will control your minds. Their chief weapons are ...

The Infallibility Of Science, The Divinity Of Jesus and A Pope
When a question about why so many seemingly rational people accept the idea of Jesus's divinity was posted at a site I use a very lively thread developed. Strangely it was not the Christians who were pedantic and resisdtant to new ideas but people who claim they are atheists and agnostics.

Healthy Active Girl Branded Obese by the Thought Police The parents of a healthy and active seven-year-old girl have been left angered after health chiefs warned she was borderline obese. Libbie Boardman, a budding gymnast, was weighed and measured as part of a pilot scheme in Bolton, Greater Manchester. The schoolgirl, who is 4ft 2in tall and weighs 5st 5lb, was described as being at the top end of the ...

Britain's Fishing Industry Angry As EU Stabs Fishermen In The Back
Under new EU fishing rules the British fishing fleet will be allowed to catch bigger quotas but it faces an estimated 15 to 25 per cent cut in the number of days at sea following a marathon negotiation session which ended at dawn on Saturday in Brussels. As a result of the deal the UK’s fleet will be forced to spend more time in port than ever before.

Tesco Tax" The First Step Towards Saving Our Towns
When Northern Ireland Finance Minister Sammy Wilson announced his "Tesco Tax" a planned levy on big stores intended to underwrite tax breaks for small, independent businesses and go some way towards redressing the balance after small shops were forced during thirteen years of Labour misrule to fund tax breaks offered to entice global retail corporations to set up shop in out of town big shed developments he expected ...

China's Credit Bubble Bursts - Just As The Daily Stirrer Predicted.
China's credit bubble has burst spectacularly, just asd The Dasily Stirrer predicted it would. In xxxxx we said hopes expressed by the Obama administration in the US and by the unelected bureaucrats who run the EU that the Chinese might step in to buy up Euro zone toxic debt were delusional because China's economic boom would turn to bust by the end of the year.

Parecetamol poisoning is a nasty way to die There is a very sad story in the paper and on the website today about a young woman who accidentally poisoned herself with paracetamol. Desiree Phillips, 20, seems to have suffered a “staggered overdoses” of paracetamol over the course of a few days during which she may have exceeded the recommended dose, but possibly not by much.

Tories embrace Labour government poke nose strategy Dave has today revealed plans to create another Politically Correct Thought Police hit squad, the problem families and fat children unit. The new squad will work closely with the alcohol abuse team which will be doubled in size and given the power to physically abuse anyone suspected of even thinking about having a drink and also with ...

Cameron Looks Less Isolated As Euro Nations Unity Shatters
Over the past few days there has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth from control freaks of the progressive left about David Cameron's flat refusal to regulation of Britain's financial affairs by unelected bureaucrats from Brussels. Now other nations are backing off too.

War On The High Street Is Just A Skirmish In The War On Our Way Of Life
It seems the mainstream media are for the first time acknowledging the government, lackeys of fascistic corporate interests and banks, have been complicit in the waging a war on the Hiigh Stret and local shops. The weaponse have been generous tax breaks for global corporations who wanted to open for business in out of town "Big Shed" developments and the lax regulation of internet commerce which allowed fraudsters ...

CERN Science Con - Faith and the Priests Of The New Physics
This morning the world of arrested adloescent fantasists Theoretical physics awaited the announcement from CERN on the existence or not of the almost mythical Higgs boson, the sub atomic particle. The announcement? They might have found something but aren't sure.

David Cameron Isolated As EuroNazis Try To Save The Single Nation Project
Senior analysts and traders in the financial markets have warned that bank failures are likely as the summit convened to work out a way to save the Euro and solve the European debt crisis failed to deliver a solution. The only positive outcome of the meeting was that David Cameron vetoed a deal which would have given a huge chunk of Britain's national sovereignty away by handing over ...

Rats Are Nicer Than You Thought
News from the Bizarro World this week is that rats are really very nice. You may think that rats are the people who trampled on you when they were on the way up, shat on you when they were at the top, and will joyously stab you in the back on ...

Brussels Euronazis In Shock As Cameron Grows A Pair.
As leaders of EU member nations gathered in Brussels to save the Euro by establishing a Third Reich style bureaucratic dictatorship to govern the proposed European Supernation they must have felt confident that in spite of his brave talk David Cameron would ...

Health Shock: Coffee Contains Small Doses Of Caffeine
I get so tired of the agents of Nanny State warning us this or that is dangerous or bad for our health or should be avoided, ridiculing their efforts has become a kind of tilting at windmills exercise for me (satire).

The Panopticon
Ever had that feeling you are being watched, unseen eyes are monitoring your every move, recording your every action, even knowing what you think. We live in a surveillance society but few really understand how intrusive the activiries of the watchers are. Welcome to the Panopticon. Jeremy Bentham's ideal prison has become a metaphor for the world we have created.

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